Welcome to the Carlito Quotes Wiki
- [2015 - 11 - 26] The Stone Age begins and ends.
- [2016 - 03 - 08] "I Am Not a Robot" makes it onto Sash's top 25 most played songs.
- Go Go Carlito
- Ur a lizard harry!
- Look at this horse (it's amazing)
- Spodor mon
- Diablo III theme song
- Ah fuck, i can't believe i forgot this.
- He can smell you
- The town of brown.
- [2017-2-4] 23:35 - ロック: CBEPX CYNEP CMU^B!!!
00:39 - Professor K: i think youtube is ahead by like 10 seconds
00:39 - Professor K: dont quote me tho
- "When I was young I was sure of everything; in a few years, having been mistaken a thousand" - Spam 2016-1-29
- "Magnejism. I was raised a christian" - AnalJustice 2016-1-24
- 2:45 PM - Goat Man: It didn't launch
2:45 PM - Goat Man: but it launched
- 23:49 PM - ロック: dont quote me
- 00:27 AM - ロック: cloudy with a chance of fuck you
- "Why" - Breezy - 16.10.14
- 8:47 PM - Fantastic: well i should probably start this assignment x 50
- "OH GOBS GOBS GOBS GOBS!" - Matt Evans - 1 Sep 2014
- "She will always be miss, even when i am older than her." - Rochod - Quiz Night 2014
- "Isn't bukkake that drink?" - Tom Bleckly - 27 Feb 2014
- "I'm guessing Starfox is a pony as well" - Tom Bleckly - 17 July 2014
- "i just got a unafishal penta has ryze" - James Mercer - 19 July 2014
- "the dick to penis ratio was way off" - Stephen Bailey 23 Aug 2014
- 27/8/14 00:17 am - ロック: i was dat chris mah nigga
- "sounds like it was written by a horny autistic child" Mitch Mcfarlane - 2014
- 22:15 PM - ロック: pretty keen for chapter πx87^3DS
- 23:37 PM - Tindalos: how about you thank me for you burning my house down?
- 00:19 AM - ZRcHPK: hey guys, can you make fire by scraping two fish together with the friction?
- 19:53 PM - Spanion: "Dark Birds: Prepare to Flap"
- 18:21 PM - Poop Train Conductor: At least my sack smells like citrus.
- 23:18 PM - Tindalos: WORTH EVERY POKEDOLLAR
- 01:37 AM - ZRcHPK: you mean poetoirhg
- 17:45 PM - Sir Spanion the VI: TALITY
17:45 PM - Sir Spanion the VI: what
- 21:04 PM - Tindalos: why didnt it said last year tomorrow?
- 02:36 AM - Master of Subterfuge: i have ti watcg eng dub aninie
- 8:35 PM - 阪本: today i ate a 6yo japanese girls breath
- 5:26 PM - Dom: bailey you are legitimately fucking retarded i swear to god
- 12:50 AM - 阪本: matt are you alive
12:50 AM - 阪本 download porn for me
- 7:28 PM - 阪本: i need to watch pre teen men playing with balls
- 8:52 PM - 阪本: thsy yhing lookd do baf
8:52 PM - 阪本: WHAT
- 6:36 PM - 阪本: you just abbrivekifjb them
- 10:22 PM - reky: fapping is physical exertion talking to girls is mental torture
- 4:37 PM - Inafishpool: omboyr
4:38 PM - Inafishpool: wow
4:38 PM - Inafishpool: i was close
4:38 PM - Inafishpool: invite*
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